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  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

Posted 3 hours ago With 125,572 notes

halberdierminister:

pie-homestuck-and-llamas:

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

never let this trend die

please bring sharks-with-anime-eyes back

Tagged: #signal boost

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

Posted 3 hours ago With 17,886 notes

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

Posted 7 hours ago With 58,429 notes

babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

Posted 1 day ago With 34,520 notes

jncos:

Texas Instruments to introduce Calculator DLC. For a one time fee of $3 you can add an extra number to the edge of your screen and unlock the mysterious number Qreng. What can you do with Qreng? The answers may disturb you …

Posted 1 day ago With 2,457 notes

uni-t-e-a:

human:

wtf did i just watch

AMAZING

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

Posted 1 day ago With 12,698 notes