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8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

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Posted 1 day ago With 54,360 notes

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

Posted 1 day ago With 38,440 notes

diabolical-malevolence:

algrenion:

me and my brother spent about twenty minutes in B&Q today taking pictures of all the weird, pretentious names for colours in the paint aisle

my personal favourite was soft pelican

all are great names possibilites for an icelandic instrumental mellow ambient post rock band

steelheartellie:

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

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Posted 1 day ago With 32,713 notes

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

Posted 1 day ago With 48,736 notes

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ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

Posted 2 days ago With 109,654 notes

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

Posted 2 days ago With 517,775 notes

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

Posted 2 days ago With 436,337 notes