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activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

Posted 12 hours ago With 8,388 notes

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

Posted 13 hours ago With 150,846 notes

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

silvermender:

catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

this is all i needed in my life

Posted 14 hours ago With 14,415 notes

isthatwhatyoumint:

kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO

MAYA NO

NOOOOOOO

how the hell did my old apartmentstuck art end up on somebody’s math homework

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

henriduplaisir:

i found this at a school i went to for a band related activity

How did you do in P.E. today ?