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  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
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Posted 3 hours ago With 125,572 notes




Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

never let this trend die

please bring sharks-with-anime-eyes back

Tagged: #signal boost



I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

Posted 3 hours ago With 17,886 notes


protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

Posted 7 hours ago With 58,429 notes


*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

Posted 1 day ago With 34,520 notes


Texas Instruments to introduce Calculator DLC. For a one time fee of $3 you can add an extra number to the edge of your screen and unlock the mysterious number Qreng. What can you do with Qreng? The answers may disturb you …

Posted 1 day ago With 2,457 notes



wtf did i just watch



This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever


it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

Posted 1 day ago With 12,698 notes